Hertz.. Or is that hurts?

Hertz car rental are the devil. Wrapped in 500kgs of vile, evil, putrid bullshit.

It pains me that I need to spend my Friday afternoon writing a letter of complaint, instead of packing to go on holiday.  This is due to the fact that Hertz failed to provide sufficient information on their website at the time of booking.  To further explain:

  1. Jenn booked and paid for an Alfa Brera for the the dates 13 Feb – 16 Feb.
  2. This was pre-paid, to the amount of £138.
  3. Upon arrival at Gatwick we were told that the Brera was unavailable.
  4. As a replacement, we were first offered a Ford Focus.  As we specifically wanted the Brera, we declined.  As an alternative, we were offered a less powerful Mercedes CLK which we accepted, in the hopes of moving the situation along.
  5. Upon trying to complete the arrangement, we were told that a further £217 would need to be deducted as a ’security deposit’ (hereafter referred to as rubbish tax)
  6. As we were unprepared for this, and did not bring along sufficient resources, we were forced to cancel the booking.
  7. The booking was canceled, with the £138 due to be refunded.

Nowhere in the terms is ’security deposit’ ever even mentioned, let alone an amount specified.

When we queried this with the lady at the helpdesk (a Ms Lorraine Badger), we were told that the T&Cs mentioned the rubbish tax, and that we obviously didn’t look properly.  So now, not only have we wasted our morning, but are also being made to feel like idiots by Hertz staff.

Putting that aside, trying to resolve the situation, I offered to pay the rubbish tax on my card, but asked if I may briefly use a computer with Internet access to move some funds around.  This too seemed like too much too ask, and we were actively encouraged to cancel our booking and to go to their competition.  Is it company policy to turn away clients and send them to competition?!

Trying once again, we offered to pay cash, but this too was a futile attempt.  They don’t accept cash

Not giving up, we arranged for Jenn’s sister to pay the rubbish tax, but was told that she would have to be there in person in order to have her card swiped.

We drove for an hour to get to Gatwick to collect the car, spent copious amounts of money on holiday and hotel bookings, travel arrangements, food, time, leave from work, etc etc.  All of this has gone to waste because of the incompetence of Hertz’s booking system.

This chain of events has completely devastated any hope of an adventure away this weekend.  I am shocked and disgusted at the lack of effort on the part of Hertz to rectify what is, in my opinion, entirely its own fault.

It seems that while Hertz is completely happy to take one’s money without question, they are not as eager to help fulfill their end of the deal when it comes to providing any semblance of decent service.

Very clever job ad

Browsing around on monster.co.uk, I can across this awesome job posting for a PHP developer.  In case it’s removed or inaccessible, here it is:

Job ad

Job ad

The Status Game

A while ago I was tagged by Megg Wilson to play The Status game.  Megg, my apologies for this tardy response.

Today, juries sometimes refuse to convict drug users (especially medical marijuana users), tax protesters, abortion protesters, gun owners, battered spouses, and people who commit “mercy killings.”

– Taken from “50 things you’re not supposed to know” by Russ Kick.

Rules:
* Grab the book closest to you. Now.
* Go to page 56.
* Find the 5th sentence (not line).
* Write that sentence as the first line in your post or your blog post title.
* Copy these instructions into your blog post.
* Don’t go looking for your favourite book, or the coolest one you have — just grab the closest one

Following Megg’s lead, I’ve tagged a few mates to do the same.

Debz

Melissa

Meryl

Neil

Steven

Getting inked!

Amongst a number of other uncharacteristic decisions I’ve recently made, I went off and got myself a tattoo yesterday.

Tattoo

Circle of Friends

Some (geeks) may recognise it right away.  For those of you that don’t, other than it being a cool design (I think so, anyway), there’s a bunch of meaning to it.

The symbol is that of Ubuntu Linux.  From their website:

Ubuntu is an African word meaning ‘Humanity to others’, or ‘I am what I am because of who we all are’. The Ubuntu distribution brings the spirit of Ubuntu to the software world.

It’s about community, caring, sharing, acceptance, diversity, and the ideologies that the culture embraces.

In addition to that, I’ve gone up 10 points in a) geekiness b) coolness or c) both! Hehe.

The photo doesn’t quite show it off properly yet, since the light grey areas are still a little dark (and look black).  Look here to understand it better.

A big thanks to Kay from Skin Deep Tattoos who left his mark on my virgin skin.

Stormhoek promotion

As some may recall, Stormhoek were kind enough to let us spend the day on the farm when we were down in Cape Town for WordCamp 2008.  Good food, good company and good wine! A perfect Sunday.  As if this wasn’t enough to convince me just how awesome these guys are, they are now running a promotion where they will send wine and photos to just about anywhere in the World, to users who engage with them online.

I’m sure not gonna miss out on the opportunity to get myself some of their awesome wine!  (I opened my last bottle of Stormhoek last week)

Hope you’re all well!

MobilePress

Today marks the release of a little project we’ve been working on for the WordPress community.

Basically, what MobilePress does is take your current WordPress blog and re-renders it when being viewed from a mobile device in more mobile-friendly way.  So, instead of hoping that your (user’s) phone’s browser is smart enough to display a site that was meant for a 1024×768 display on a 320×240 mobile display, you can now make sure it renders the way you want it to.

This is done as follows:

  1. Detect if the site is being accessed from a mobile device
  2. If so, the plugin kicks in and determines which device is being used
  3. We then ‘hijack’ WordPress’s rendering, and switch to an alternate theme (one designed just for a mobile device)
  4. Control is returned to WordPress, so that the rest of your site/plugins get to run, as per normal.

There are a few other cool things happening here.  If you design WordPress themes, you can now design a mobile theme that matches, and not have to worry about mobile domains and custom routing.  Just activate the plugin and it takes care of the rest.

In addition to ‘generic’ mobile devices, we’ve provided the ability to specify custom themes for the iPhone, Opera Mini & Windows CE.  This allows for a tiered approach, allowing the designer to take advantage of a device’s capabilities, and still have a failsafe for simpler devices.

Some have pointed out that there are already plugins to render your site for mobile.  This is true.  Why did we choose to write our own?  Well, for one, the existing plugins just didn’t cut it.

The ‘WordPress Mobile’ plugin does not pass control back to WordPress, and uses a custom, hardcoded theme.  In other words, you need to hack php to customise it.  In addition to that, the author has a bunch of sneaky ads and backlinks all over the place which will render on your blog.  Want to get rid of the ads? You’ll have to pay for that privilege.

WPTouch gets closer, but is geared only to the iPhone, and has a lot of hard coded elements in the code.  Also not quite up to the standards WordPress advocates.

MobilePress aims to provide standards-based flexibility to the designer, with no financial implications for the user.

Hope you guys find this useful.  Go check out the official MobilePress site or grab your copy directly from the WordPress repository,  here.

PS: Any feedback and comment are appreciated – we will use them to improve the next release!

Hard at work

There are certain benefits to being your own boss.  Right now, I am sitting outside by the pool, under the lapa, sipping on a cold beer.  Don’t you love life?

My office

My office

The weekend that was – WordCamp SA 2008

What do geeks, code, blogs, Matt Mullenweg and I all have in common?  Well, for one, we were all in Cape Town this weekend for WordCamp SA.  The glue that holds it all together? WordPress.

Friday, 22nd August, 2008

WordCamp weekend kicked off with Tyler and I heading out to the airport on Friday morning at 5am, meeting Vincent Maher on the way.  Upon landing, we were taxied around by Jason Bagley.  A few client meetings later, we made our way to the hotel we were staying at, which happened to be a mere 20 meter walk from The Wild Fig (where the event took place).

After dropping off our luggage, we made our way back to Cape Town International to meet Warwick Poole and Matt Mullenweg, both of Automattic.  After waiting an hour or so, Warwick came out and informed us that Matt’s bags were missing.  Fantastic!  There were still held up US side.

After stopping to do some essential shopping for Matt, we made our way to none other than Spur.  Not quite South African gourmet, but certainly a home-grown experience.  From there we went to the pre-un-conference geek-meet at Asoka.  I’d love to be able to link to all the people we met, but I’m afraid Google might turn on me.  Needless to say it was an awesome evening, with me introducing Matt to his first Jaeger Bomb!

Back at the hotel, Tyler and I worked until about 2am, sorting out last minute details, and spending a bit of time on Project Wolf.

Saturday, 23rd August, 2008

The event that got 100+ geeks and their laptops assembled in Cape Town: WordCamp SA 2008.  Organised by Younique, with the likes of Matt and Warwick as guest speakers, it was a day of note.

Kicking off at 9am, with coffee and muffins, the venue quickly filled up.  Prominent bloggers and entrepreneurs alike were crammed into the The Wild Fig.  An awesome line up of speakers kept everyone interested (and awake) throughout the day.

Matt is a very natural speaker.  He spoke about running a business, and making money, utilising a business model based of free software.  Warwick, also of WordPress, gave us some incredible stats about wordpress.com – its traffic and infrastructure.

The day, however, was not without incident.  As Tyler was giving the closing speech, I managed to knock a glass of water over into his brand new Macbook.  It’s amazing, but in those few seconds following, I was photographed more times than all the key speakers combined.  *blush*

That night we went off to Sinns at Wembley Square for dinner.  Sinns is the type of place that charges twice as much as Spur, serves half the amount of food, but makes it look pretty.  It wasn’t bad at all, though.

Chris Rawlinson, of Stormhoek (who were kind enough to sponsor wine for the day) invited us back to his place after dinner.  A special word of thanks to him for putting up with us until 5am, even after having parts of his apartment demolished.

Sunday, 24th August, 2008

I managed to surface at 10:30.  I felt like ass.  Now, normally, I do not suffer the after effects of consuming too much alcohol.  This day was different.  I blame Matt.  Those Mohitos (sp) were lank dodgy, oke.  After dragging my sorry ass out of bed and getting showered, the only logical thing to do was to go to KFC and buy out half their shop.  After buying enough for 17 people, Tyler and I were happy that we had enough for the 2 of us.  We were also kind enough to share with the other guys when we got back to the hotel.

From there, we made our way to Stormhoek Wine Estate.  Graham Knox was simply awesome, giving us a private tour of the farm, and treating us to a wonderful lunch.  I have never had so many open bottles of wine in one sitting.  Stormhoek is an estate that is full of history, and really takes pride in the wine it produces.  I shall certainly be buying many many bottles from them in the future.

After a great day out in Wellington, Jason once again taxied Tyler and I back to the airport for the last flight back to Joburg.

A very big thank you goes out to Tyler, who is responsible for the weekend.  Though he will try pass credit on to other people, WordCamp would not have happened without him.  His guiding hand, his generosity, his huge personality and his ability to bring people together and enjoy themselves.  Thank you, mate!

This post is VERY short compared to the sum of the events of the weekend.  I think the best suggestion I can make is that you don’t miss next year’s!

WordCamp SA 2008

On Saturday I’ll be attending WordCamp SA 2008.  For those who don’t know, WordCamp is a gathering (or is it gaggle?) of geeks who all have one thing in common – A passion for WordPress.

What is WordPress?  For my even less-informed friends, WordPress is primarily a blogging platform, which is very extensible.  My site is built on top of WordPress.

The event has been organised by Younique, and takes place at The Wild Fig.  With a diverse array of guest speakers, including WordPress founder Matt Mullenweg, it’s sure to be an informative and enlightening day!

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